You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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