I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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