I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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