wat bout pragnant strippers??
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
