Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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