i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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