now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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