puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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