I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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