once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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