I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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