STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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