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(856): View more from New Jersey

He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?

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(513): View more from Ohio

NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...

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God I fucking love America.

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(650): View more from California

Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.

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(256): View more from Alabama

its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported

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(410): View more from Maryland

that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night

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(630): View more from Illinois

Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.

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(647): View more from Ontario

she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...

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