So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
