Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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