I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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