i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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