She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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