Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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