Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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