I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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