hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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