I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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