Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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