Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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