I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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