If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She told me I should be a condom model.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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