You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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