I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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