I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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