nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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