i think i have herpe
just one?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
