I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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