how can u be prego again
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize