I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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