if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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