Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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