I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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