i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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