I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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