You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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