I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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