You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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