I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Boobs speak an international language.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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