i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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