Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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