We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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