cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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