U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
