piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Boobs speak an international language.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
