If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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