Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize