your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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