god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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