"it" just moved
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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