i wish there were pregnant emoticons
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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