I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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