Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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