Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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