You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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